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Halloween Dad Jokes

  • Who did the ghost take on a date? His ghoul-friend.
  • Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with him.
  • What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
  • What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!
  • Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
  • Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
  • Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
  • What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
  • Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
  • Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
  • Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
  • What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
  • Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.
  • What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
  • Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
  • How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing.
  • How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.
  • What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
  • What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.
  • What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare
  • What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
  • How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.
  • Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit!
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