Robert Eden- Being Cute Beautiful and Funny

6:34 am and I finally find the right picture...goodnight.

Halloween Dad Jokes

• Who did the ghost take on a date? His ghoul-friend.
• Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with him.
• What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
• What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!
• Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
• Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
• Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
• What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
• Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
• Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
• Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
• What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
• Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.
• What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
• Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
• How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing.
• How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.
• What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
• What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.
• What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare
• What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
• How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.
• Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit!

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